5-star service

The gall of the Sprint store to have its employees wear ribbons that say, "You deserve 5-star service."

Well I guess literally that's true. We deserve it.

But, they're not saying they'll give it. Okay, makes sense now. I guess literally it's not hypocritical.

Then we all might as well be wearing ribbons that say, "I should care about you and your problem." or "I should follow-through on my commitments." or "I should act like a professional at work."