The gall of the Sprint store to have its employees wear ribbons that say, "You deserve 5-star service."
Well I guess literally that's true. We deserve it.
But, they're not saying they'll give it. Okay, makes sense now. I guess literally it's not hypocritical.
Then we all might as well be wearing ribbons that say, "I should care about you and your problem." or "I should follow-through on my commitments." or "I should act like a professional at work."