Breakfast in Bed

I don't understand breakfast in bed. I prefer to be comfortable while eating such as sitting upright at a table. Not to mention first needing my coffee, needing my stomach to wake up and feeling some hunger.

But what's really gross is who eats breakfast with still having morning breath? Or sleep in their eyes? Or a full bladder?

Then heck, why stop there? Why bother getting dressed or grooming before you leave the house?