I'm questioning why the word "asshole" became such an insult. Because I really enjoy the morning dump. And during that time I really appreciate my asshole. Actually, a lot of insults deal with the most basic part of living. So perhaps it's our subconscious telling the person that we, in actuality, really care for them. So here are some suggested responses:
-Go fuck yourself!
I will, and that'll help me to feel better, thanks for the suggestion!
Aw thanks-I didn't think Iwas smart enough to have 2 heads on my body!