Friday, June 02, 2006

Advisory

On the news this morning they said there is a heat advisory today. A heat advisory? Dude, we live in the desert, it's hot ALL the time. How is 113 degrees a heat advisory? We've had up to 128 degrees here one year. 113 degrees is COMMON right now.

That's like telling my friends there's a Seinfeld advisory when they hang out with me.

6 comments:

Tim-tambolini said...

So, do you think Seinfeld is HOT as well as funny, or do you just like his humour?

Felda, Jerry Seinfeld's Biggest Fan said...

I wouldn't call him "hot" meaning, I wouldn't do him. But, I do think he's cute and funny-I'd go on a date w/ him. think about it, if he's "on" that night, I'd be laughing my ass off! If you read my post titled "Get Real" you'll get a chance to see some other qualities in him that I find attractive.

river selkie said...

what!? i totally thought you would do him! i'm not nearly as fond of him as you are, but if he wore his superman costume, i just might do him. :)

VespaRosso said...

that's how comedians can be attractive (humor)...or mafia bosses (power). I'd like someone to make me laugh...and be able to get what he wants -- but without killing people would be preferable.

I'm with you on the heat thing -- it's pointless telling us in the mid-atlantic what level of humidity it is...we're aware of the swamp-like effects.

Felda, Jerry Seinfeld's Biggest Fan said...

Wow, River Selkie! I had no idea you'd do Seinfeld! :) Very cool. ;) Actually, I was watching an old episode the other night and thinking, "He's really cute in this episode, I could see myself doing him." I wonder what sex with him would be like? Think he makes wise cracks during it?? :)

river selkie said...

i believe there was a "might" in there as well as a costume requirement. ;)

it would all depend on what he is really like in person.